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No Problem © 2007 Kevin Six All rights reserved
ONE: Here’s the problem—
TWO: What problem?
ONE: The problem.Here it is.
TWO: There is no problem.
ONE: Oh, yes there is a problem.
TWO: How can there be a problem?
ONE: How can there be a problem?
TWO: Yes. How can there be a problem?
ONE: How can there be a problem?
TWO: Yes. That’s what I’m asking.
ONE: I should ask you—
TWO: But I already asked you—
ONE: But I want to know more.
TWO: How do you know?
ONE: How do I know what?
TWO: How do you know that you want to know more?
ONE: I always want to know more. That’s why I read.
TWO: Read what?
ONE: What do you mean?
TWO: What I mean is what do you read?
ONE: My point is that I read because I want to know more.
TWO: I thought you wanted to know more than me.
ONE: Of course.
TWO: I mean that you wanted to know more strongly than me.
ONE: That too.
TWO: What too?
ONE: I want to know more, more profoundly than you.
TWO: More what?
ONE: See? That’s the problem.
TWO: What problem?
ONE: The problem.
TWO: In which I come up short how?
ONE: You don’t know?
TWO: How could I know?
ONE: Wouldn’t you just know? Shouldn’t you just know?
TWO: Obviously if I don’t know, then I don’t know what I don’t know and so, no, I shouldn’t just know.
ONE: Well that’s a problem.
TWO: Branching off of what problem?
ONE: What?
TWO: What problem?
ONE: That’s what I was saying.
TWO: What.
ONE: That there is no problem.
TWO: What problem?
ONE: What problem what?
TWO: What problem is there not one of?
ONE: What problem is there not one of?
TWO: Yes.
ONE: What does that mean?
TWO: I could ask you the same thing.
ONE: Could you?
TWO: Yes.
ONE: Would you?
TWO: I don’t know.
ONE: But you just said you could.
TWO: Yes.
ONE: Well, why don’t you?
TWO: Why don’t I?
ONE: Why?
TWO: Why?
ONE: What were we talking about?
TWO: You don’t remember?
ONE: Don’t you?
TWO: Maybe I do and maybe I don’t.
ONE: You don’t.
TWO: I might.
ONE: But you don’t.
TWO: You don’t either.
ONE: I never said that.
TWO: You didn’t have to.
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